Report: Local Runner Has Just About Had It With This Stupid Goddamn Hill
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A local runner has just about had it with this stupid goddamn hill, Dumb Runner has learned, having lost what little patience she had roughly halfway up the climb.
Stacy Allison, 39, encountered the hill during a nine-mile trail run. The route includes a number of hills, sources said, totaling nearly 2,800 feet of elevation gain, though the current one is, by far, the longest and steepest.
“Oh come on,” Allison said as she approached the hill. “You’ve gotta be kidding me.”
That initial disbelief soon turned to irritation as the avid runner began the climb, sources said, then annoyance, then, ultimately, anger.
“Fuck’s sake,” Allison said, as she struggled up the incline, body bent forward.
Reached for comment, Allison confirmed that she has had it up to here.
“Stupid goddamn hill,” she said.
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