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T-Shirt Reflects Local Runner’s Interest in Running
T-Shirt Reflects Local Runner’s Interest in Running

“I enjoy running,” man confirms.

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #160: ‘Future'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #160: ‘Future'

What a time it will be to be alive!

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Local Woman Spends Entire 5-Mile Run Discussing Merits of ‘Bluey’
Local Woman Spends Entire 5-Mile Run Discussing Merits of ‘Bluey’

Conversation plumbs the depths of popular TV series.

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Edmonton Marathon Organizers Admit to Botching Course Measurement, and Also to Accidentally Killing a Guy Back in the ’80s, Panicking, and Burying Him in a Shallow Grave
Edmonton Marathon Organizers Admit to Botching Course Measurement, and Also to Accidentally Killing a Guy Back in the ’80s, Panicking, and Burying Him in a Shallow Grave

Race issues an unusual double mea culpa.

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #159: ‘Mayhap'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #159: ‘Mayhap'

Words matter.

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TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right
TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right

Local man hopes others can learn from his mistakes.

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Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice
Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice

Conversation keeps drifting back to self-harm.

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New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds

Runners praise combination of intense cardio, sober self-reflection.

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Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

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