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Running News from DumbRunner.com
Study: 10 Minutes of Slow Jogging Boosts Brain Health, but 11 Minutes May Cause Perforated Colon, So Be Careful
September 16, 2026
Study: 10 Minutes of Slow Jogging Boosts Brain Health, but 11 Minutes May Cause Perforated Colon, So Be Careful
September 16, 2026

Researchers urge caution.

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September 16, 2026
Training News
TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right
May 26, 2026
TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right
May 26, 2026

Local man hopes others can learn from his mistakes.

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May 26, 2026
Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice
May 11, 2026
Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice
May 11, 2026

Conversation keeps drifting back to self-harm.

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May 11, 2026
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
April 1, 2026
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
April 1, 2026

Runners praise combination of intense cardio, sober self-reflection.

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April 1, 2026
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
November 19, 2025
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
November 19, 2025

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

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November 19, 2025
Featured
TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right
May 26, 2026
TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right
May 26, 2026

Local man hopes others can learn from his mistakes.

Read more →
May 26, 2026
Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice
May 11, 2026
Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice
May 11, 2026

Conversation keeps drifting back to self-harm.

Read more →
May 11, 2026
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
April 1, 2026
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
April 1, 2026

Runners praise combination of intense cardio, sober self-reflection.

Read more →
April 1, 2026
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
November 19, 2025
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
November 19, 2025

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

Read more →
November 19, 2025
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