Barkley Marathons Runner Wonders if Girls Softly Singing Nursery Rhymes Are Part of Whole Barkley Thing, or What
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‘Running Keeps Me Young,’ Says Chronically Injured Man Who’s in Bed Every Night by 8:45
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Local runner’s rhetoric belies his own condition.
Read MoreEXCLUSIVE: Marathon Investigation Unveils Cyborgs That Will Travel Back in Time, Eliminate Race Cheats Before They’re Born
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Technology is “almost there,” says a spokesperson.
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ADORABLE! This Man Hasn’t Run a Marathon in Years But Believes He Could Finish One Tomorrow on ‘Muscle Memory’
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Local runner not joking, sources say.
Read MoreReport: Marathoner With Bloody Nipples at Mile 3 in For a Long Day
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“Ouch,” says spectator.
Read MoreDebate Over Best Big-City Marathon Gets Ugly
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Alcohol-fueled discussion goes off the rails.
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Mud Run Obstacle Consists of Guy Named Rodney Who Emerges From Muck to Belittle You
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Psychological assault gives competition a new twist.
Read MoreRunner Complaining About Winter Weather Can’t Wait to Start Complaining About Summer Weather
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Local man eager to switch things up.
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'I Didn't Watch the Super Bowl,' Local Runner Tells Anyone Who Will Listen
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Man shares information with friends, coworkers, total strangers.
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Local Man Has No Problem With Runner Lifestyle, But Dislikes How They Shove It Down Your Throat
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“I just don’t want to see it,” man says.
Read MoreNew K-9 Units Will Bring Cheaters Down in Real Time, Marathon Investigation Says
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Dogs are trained to sniff out bandits and course cutters.
Read MorePeacock Streaming Service Braces for 'Hundreds' of Viewers Ahead of Olympic Marathon Trials
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Execs predict online audience will smash records for marathon coverage.
Read MoreTrump Blasts U.S. Olympic Marathon Trials as ‘Politically Motivated’
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Former president excoriates non-existent judge.
Read MoreMarathoner Still Not Sure Why Spectators Cheered So Loud for Him Specifically
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