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I mean, no guarantees. Read More
And by “various,” we mean “two.” Read More
I mean, open your eyes. Read More
Then eat the pancakes. After that, do whatever it is you need to do! Read More
Actually, forget dreaming. We never should have brought it up. Read More
Banish melancholy vigor—with disgust! Read More
Or as injured as you might be next month. You just never know! Read More
Maybe check under the couch. Or on it. Read More
Especially the hairy ones. Read More
Satisfying, too. Read More
You can handle that, right? Read More
In other words: All in your head. Read More
Remember? When it took you, like, a month to get back to normal? Read More
And acquiring it takes great willpower. Read More
Never mind how it got there. It’s yours now. Read More
It’s not vandalism if it’s your own metaphorical property. Read More
