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“It’s Old Man Ruby!” officer exclaims. Read More
“A stranger will offer you a cup of water.” Read More
“Times change, and we must change with them,” says governing body. Read More
Cryptic remarks hang in the air, like so much cigarette smoke. Read More
Marathon legend is clearly happy with chiseled physique. Read More
Every little bit helps. Read More
Local runner has long history of avoiding risk. Read More
Very carefully, as it turns out. Read More
“Beautiful mature sportswoman” obviously not moving. Read More
Don’t forget to take some rest days. Read More
Endlessly repeating tune sends runner to the edge of madness. Read More
Runner is losing precious minutes as he dithers. Read More
Endlessly supportive woman is “very happy for you,” sources say. Read More
New harebrained scheme replaces old harebrained scheme. Read More
Also? No cup holder. Read More
Legendary race director will “look like new” on race day, organizers say. Read More
New event will debut at 2028 Games. Read More
Learn to spot the signs of undertraining. Read More
Children don’t show faces, which is fine by runner. Read More