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Defending champ skips shampoo and rinse. Read More
Sprechen sie Kipchoge ? Read More
Police, local reporters applaud motorist for “remaining on the scene.” Read More
Every step is a painful reminder of runner’s folly. Read More
He can quit anytime he wants! Read More
Septuagenarian gestures vaguely in direction of joints. Read More
Birthday prompts 30-year-old to “go for it.” Read More
Highly prized issue dates from 1886, may be worth thousands. Read More
They had reservations… but came anyway. Read More
Implication is clear, sources say, to kids and to husband. Read More
Whimsical SpongeBob facade hides face of “mortified” local runner. Read More
More like portal potty, am I right? Read More
“It’s good to get it done early,” says woman. Read More
Psychologist tries to put trauma in perspective. Read More
Police laud spectator’s quick thinking. Read More
Encounter with local runner impedes driver’s progress for up to four seconds. Read More
Who needs small talk, anyway? Read More
Also, woman says, her tax dollars paid for this. Read More
Purple is a fruit. Read More