Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Device apparently lacks feature that tells wearer “what time it is,” friends say. Read More
Author concludes readers should purchase product. Read More
Resting eyewear on top of his head “just not the same,” says man. Read More
Modern convenience a nice touch on machine designed for punishment. Read More
Reaction to unusual design is mixed. Read More
Other brands expected to follow suit. Read More
Speculation about local runner’s past abounds. Read More
Officials urge everyone to give lunatic “a wide berth.” Read More
Recently purchased product fails to meet consumer’s needs. Read More
Man eventually leaves empty-handed. Read More
“We’re all mediums!” complains one runner. Read More
Nylon windbreaker not worn ironically, sources say. Read More
Report will appear in The Journal of Weird-Looking Shit. Read More
Automated message gently suggests other options. Read More
Customer leaves without making purchase. Read More
Local runner notes that garment on screen isn’t technically a running jacket. Read More
“It’s kudos for kiddos,” says a company spokesman. Read More
Local man hopes $250 footwear will lead to record times. Read More
This model delivers the most bang for your stroller buck, and I will die before I tell you what it is. Read More
Company says innovation will save customers time, anxiety. Read More
