BREAKING: Coach Tells Runners That If He’s Hard on Them, It’s Only Because He Wants Them to Succeed and Also Because of Unresolved Issues With His Own Domineering Father

BREAKING: Coach Tells Runners That If He’s Hard on Them, It’s Only Because He Wants Them to Succeed and Also Because of Unresolved Issues With His Own Domineering Father

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INSPIRATION ALERT! Five Years Ago, She Was an Overweight Couch Potato; Today She’s an Elite Ethiopian Marathoner
INSPIRATION ALERT! Five Years Ago, She Was an Overweight Couch Potato; Today She’s an Elite Ethiopian Marathoner

“Old friends don’t even recognize me,” says local woman.

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Runner at Classy Marathon Unnerved by Bathroom Attendant
Runner at Classy Marathon Unnerved by Bathroom Attendant

Unexpected encounter makes urination difficult.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #121: 'Leash'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #121: 'Leash'

He’s harmless.

Handsome Runner Skates Through Marathon on His Looks
Handsome Runner Skates Through Marathon on His Looks

Local man has it easy, say less-attractive runners.

Nation’s Automakers Running Out of Ways to Make Trucks More Deadly
Nation’s Automakers Running Out of Ways to Make Trucks More Deadly

Today’s vehicles “about as dangerous as they can get,” says frustrated exec.

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2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan
2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan

“What the hell is this?” say commenters.

Smart Watch Apparently Not Smart Enough to Tell Man He's Running in Wrong Direction Around Track
Smart Watch Apparently Not Smart Enough to Tell Man He's Running in Wrong Direction Around Track

Basic running etiquette not included in fancy gadget’s programming.

The 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide
The 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide

Dozens of gift ideas that you and I can BOTH feel good about!

Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads
Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads

Risqué product is the first in upscale brand's new "P.M. collection."