BREAKING: Man in ‘Purely Physical’ Relationship with Running Finds Self Getting Emotionally Attached

BREAKING: Man in ‘Purely Physical’ Relationship with Running Finds Self Getting Emotionally Attached

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Local Man Just Out For a Run, Tra-La-La, Like Everything Is Perfectly Normal
Local Man Just Out For a Run, Tra-La-La, Like Everything Is Perfectly Normal

Runner bopping along without a care in the world, sources say.

Motivation News
Dumb Runner Poster #249
Dumb Runner Poster #249

Give or take.

INSPIRATION ALERT: This Man Is Still Running … at Age 50!
INSPIRATION ALERT: This Man Is Still Running … at Age 50!

Father of four shows no signs of slowing after half a century.

COOL! This Science-Loving Runner Spent an Entire Sunday Demonstrating Newton’s First Law of Motion
COOL! This Science-Loving Runner Spent an Entire Sunday Demonstrating Newton’s First Law of Motion

Local man brings physics to life.

Dumb Runner Poster #248
Dumb Runner Poster #248

And each is equally important.

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Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads
Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads

Risqué product is the first in upscale brand's new "P.M. collection."

Poser in HOKA T-Shirt Probably Can’t Even Name Three HOKA Models
Poser in HOKA T-Shirt Probably Can’t Even Name Three HOKA Models

Local runner scoffs at hipster's fashion choice.

Beginning Runner Not Yet Confident Enough to Try It Without Floaties
Beginning Runner Not Yet Confident Enough to Try It Without Floaties

Local woman still nervous.

Runner Who Just Got $55 Tracksmith Hat Not Much Happier Than He Was Before He Got $55 Tracksmith Hat
Runner Who Just Got $55 Tracksmith Hat Not Much Happier Than He Was Before He Got $55 Tracksmith Hat

Limited-edition item barely moves the needle on man’s mood.